Aligners

You’re the modern consumer and you’re on-the-go go and you just wanna align your teeth solo. Just know bro, this is only the best treatment for some tho. This category, yea, you’ve seen stuff like this befo,' I know.

It’s so similar, I almost called it The Copy Cat. I mean, Cat is my nickname, but don’t get it twisted, this ain’t no Copy. This membership is better than the all the other Cats because we offer you of your other options too yo!... Mic...drop....

Not enough tho? U.O.E.N.O. We're better than the other Cats because we also don’t just straighten your teeth, we move them to fit your face, and we’re also the most customized, best manufactured, and quickest Cat around.

You only have one life, not nine. So if you want to get aligned fast, doin’ it solo, don't do it with the other Cat's, do it with The Yolo.

If you don’t care what’s cool and new, and you want what’s tried and true. You sound like you want The Classic, you. Just make sure you don’t mind that the packaging is blue, and the other options you do review. If the classic is the best for you to chew, then order your Initiation Box from my crew, so you can avoid having too many trips down to Lexington Avenue.

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I call this one The Sophisticated because it has taken a great deal of time, thought, research, education, and a whole bunch of ingenuity to come up with. It allows the modern consumer to still reap all the benefits of The Classic, enjoy our beauty secrets of The Conservative, and still enjoy as much of the convenience of The Yolo as humanly and technologically possible. It’s for the person who knows you only live once and values their time, but is sophisticated enough to know that for their case, they’re better off working with a team. If you’ve been debating whether to go at-home or in-office, don’t choose, get both with The Sophisticated.